Pieces of Rainbow

Uttered by veritable cult comedians Noel Fielding (of Mighty Boosh fame) and Russell Brand (of sexy time fame), “Pieces of broken rainbow” is one of those phrases that doesn’t mean a thing but can be interpreted in many different ways.

I’d like to see pieces of broken rainbow become the ultimate put-down, replacing “your mum” as king of the playground cusses where saying it to the face of bigger kids will see seven shades knocked out of you.

Then in an completely different sense, you could be making a get well soon card for your Nan who’s in hospital recovering from a hip op and “Pieces of Rainbow” could be written with a glue pen and covered with multi coloured glitter.

Joy.