DVLA to make it easier to look a tw*t?

MP Richard Ottaway’s obviously had a hard time transferring his personal numberplate from one car to another as he’s just submitted a bill to Parliament to make the transfer even easier (obviously cherished-plate owners are a bit lacking in the old grey matter department, otherwise they would realise that their chosen plate looks a bit shit).

Ottaway, who’s own plate is probably O774WAY or something equally badly spelt, commented: ‘The current situation is bad for consumers, as well as cherished number dealers, as it stifles choice and flexibility for the individual and for business. These changes would give consumers more confidence in the process, and allow dealers to reassure their customers.’